My complex relationship with the female gender

I was inspired to write this post after seeing something that reminded me of my inadeqaucies with the fairer sex in my early years.To put it into context my early years really could of been the inspiration for all the films like superbad,40 yr virgin,american pie,etc i was that bad!I literally didnt understand girls and I had two sisters aswell which makes it even more bizarre!I'd somehow got it into my head that females think completely differently to guys,literally to the extent that they wernt human! *I know to some extent thats true but i took it to another level!Ha*Anyway because of this way of thinking when a girl would start talking to me i would literally stand there like some kind of mute,afraid of what to say because i didnt know what interested them.So I got a rep as being kinda weird which looking back I cant complain about really!I mean I remember another time when I was pinned to see a tree by two girls and they snogged me!Lol.Must boys would like that but i was scared!Ha.You see reading my complete failure with the fairer sex would probably make you come to the conclusion that i was a geeky looking kid,etc but I actually wasnt,I was a good looking kid by all accounts but had developed a very bizarre theory!lol.Anyway I thought id share that with you as looking back it was pretty funny and cringeworthy in equal measures!Thanks for reading and tell me your thoughts!Adios Matt :)